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Echo & Dougie


The two don’t mix. At first, Echo was terrified of 3 pound Douglas, but that soon wore off once he realized he was in a cage and couldn’t do much except scurry around in fear. Last year when Nick and Kristina visited, Echo was only a few weeks old and Dougie had the upper hand for the entire visit. Not so fortunate this time around, are ya Dougs?

Echo will just sit and stare Dougie down because he knows he’ll get in trouble if he does anything else. Every once in a while, though, he’ll forget to be good and Douglas’ lunch or dinner or snack is interrupted by a white and gray paw inching its way toward Douglas’s face. Which he promptly gets yelled at for and runs away. No sooner does he return to repeat the process. If we walk by when he’s still in his staring-at-Dougie stage, he’ll turn and look at us with this, “What? I didn’t do anything…” look.


Two nights ago, had to be around 3AM, I felt him jump up on the bed. No big deal, so I started to fall back asleep. The little stinker climbed over David and sat, purring loudly, between our heads, managing to sit on both of our pillows in the process. I couldn’t believe his nerve! When he got no response, he climbed right on over me and jumped down. I woke up this morning to see him perched on the window right beside our bed. I said good morning to him, which he quickly took as an invitation to hop onto the bed so I could pet him. When he felt that he had allowed me to pet him enough, he returned to his spot at the window. We’re going to miss the little guy come Wednesday…though, I don’t know if I can speak for Douglas.

More Family Fun

Nick and Kristina arrived here on a rainy Friday afternoon. We haven’t been welcoming our guests with the best of weather, but there are some things that are just out of our control. Sorry!

Meet Nick and Kristina!!

Nick, being the last of three, has always been loud and louder. I know there’s a book on personalities and baby order out there and our family fits it to a tee. And opposites didn’t attract, so his girlfriend is exactly like him. D and I knew we were in for an entertaining weekend. We were not disappointed. The evening began with a pillow fight. I can’t even remember the last time I thought about having a pillow fight let alone engaged in one. Kristina’s cat, Echo, was looking on in somewhat of a confused horror.

Yep, we had a cat visitor for the weekend and, well, not just for the weekend. He’s still here! David took an immediate liking to that cat in what has become an unusual relationship. The cat loves David, too. I mean, he’ll stare at him, follow him, curl up next to him, try to get his attention. It’s the funniest thing. He’s not that attached to me. D says that’s because cats can read people…I’m still trying to figure out exactly what he meant by that… Anyway, more cat stories later.

Around 9ish on Friday night, Nick and D went to the local Pathmark food store because they have this DVD-dispensing machine where you slide your credit card and for $1.49 you have yourself a rental until the following evening before store closing. Kristina and I stayed back, wondering if that was such a good idea. After building up anticipation, one of the guys pulled Over the Hedge out of his pocket. I was puzzled at first, but after we started watching it I decided it was a good pick. I enjoy the type of humor most of those animated movies have and my falling asleep in the middle of it had nothing to do with the movie itself.

Eating ice cream cake for their one-year anniversary

Saturday was Nick and Kristina’s one-year-of-dating anniversary so we pointed them in the direction of a local restaurant for lunch and then went off by ourselves. When we met up again, we just relaxed and hung out ‘til dinnertime. We all agreed on Chili’s as the place de jour, but we had some options. There was one in Delaware, one near our old apartment, or one in Center City…which is downtown Philly if you hadn’t already guessed. No one cared so we left the final decision to David and he picked…Center City! Parking was the only difficulty. D drove Nick’s rather large Crown Vic and did this masterful parallel parking job. We’re used to D’s small Escort in the city, so it took a few maneuvers to fit in, but he did it! We were all impressed with his success, half because we were so hungry and half because he did such a great job. Dinner was yummy, per usual at Chili’s, and we rolled ourselves home again. Coyote Ugly was on TV and the boys watched it kicking and screaming, at first, but then, for some reason, didn’t have a problem with it! And yes, I fell asleep during that movie, too. I can’t help it though, my dad does the same thing…it’s in my genes!

Photographic evidence of D's awesome parking job!

With Sunday came church and lunch at Pizza Hut’s Italian Bistro, thanks to dad! I’ve never seen a Pizza Hut restaurant like this before and when we have passed it, I would always say that I wanted to go there someday. It’s almost an oxymoron: a fancy Pizza Hut. Nick took pictures, that’s how interesting it was. After lunch, we were sad to see them go, but I had looooooooooooooooooooooots of work to do and we’ll be seeing them tomorrow night. And Echo got to stay, so David (who is on vacation all week) was all set.

Two-thirds of us (missing: Ryan and Yana)

Happy Spring!!

Hope everyone enjoyed their FREE Rita's water ice today!! I did. Actually we did, as in all my kindergarteners. We braved the cold weather and wind to stand in line and get our ice. Somehow it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but free is free. I guess Dunkin' Donuts was giving away free iced coffee today, too. D didn't take them up on that offer either (he didn't want Rita's!!) because he said it didn't feel like Spring. He's right, but free is free. I got a pina colada flavored water ice. They have some new flavors this year, too, like Root Beer and Island something or other. The kids got: Blueberry, Green Apple, Vanilla, Cookies 'n' Cream, Lemonade, Kiwi Strawberry, and Cherry. I thought it was a pretty good variety for five-year-olds who are usually very plain (boring) in their tastes. We only had two droppings of the water ice, one was salvageable and the other happened when we were still at the window so we were able to get another one. I don't remember when I've gotten so many hugs and kisses and "You're the best teacher EVER!"s...I'd like to think it was just a coincidence...

Footnote: David decided that he DID want Rita's at about 8:15pm. We made the three minute ride and stood in line with other crazy people who were shivering and jumping up and down trying to stay warm while waiting for their water ices. He got the pina colada flavor, too, and I got a second free water ice, Root Beer. I ate some, which was very good, and put the rest in the freezer. I guess there is such thing as too much Rita's in one day!

First of Three

This weekend was the first of what will be three family-filled weekends. Ryan and Yana made their way here Thursday afternoon, when D was post call. It's a good thing they came when they did and not Friday morning when they were planning to...it snowed and sleeted and snowed some more all day on Friday.

Besides their company, I invited them down so that Ry could videotape a lesson for my Master's Portfolio. I chose to do a small group phonics lesson on video and since Ry is in the business, I figured he wouldn't mind helping his sister out. Which he did not.

They arrived Thursday afternoon and when I got home, Yana and I made a pasta dinner for everyone. Actually Yana made the pasta and I heated up the sauce and the garlic bread, so you can decide who got the better end of that deal! :) Then, since Ryan neglected to tell her that it was wear-green-to-school-day on Friday, we all went to Walmart to see if we could find something there. We did and we also found ColdStone Creamery! We had a buy-one-get-one coupon that was about to expire so each couple shared a Love-It size...which is quite huge! And they can also be quite out of season when it is still raining and freezing outside. But we managed quite well.

Friday morning, Ryan and Yana arrived at school around 9:30am and all the kids were in awe of them and the humongous camera Ry had in tow. It was on wheels and everything. I told the kids they had to behave because if not, all their bad actions would be caught on tape for the world to see. I guess it worked because they were really, really good. Ry took a lot of footage of them doing our Morning Meeting, of them at their centers doing work, and of them hamming it up in front the camera. He also got footage of me doing my small group lesson with three of my kids. We all had a lot of fun and if you're lucky, I just may let you see all that Ryan captured.

Friday night was supposed to be take-Ryan-and-Yana-out-to-dinner-to-thank-them night, but since the freezing rain was still coming down at a steady pace, we took Dad up on his offer to order pizza in. It was yummy. We rounded the night out with a little Casino Royale which was a good movie (A). I was starting to nod off during it, but not because I was losing interest. I had had about three very nasty nightmares about all that could go wrong during the taping of my lesson the previous night and was feeling their effects. However, we all managed to get through the movie and I think Ryan and David rounded out the night with a little bit of Counterstrike (computer war game). Yana and I were drifting in and out of consciousness by that point.

Saturday morning brought with it the sunshine and we found ourselves at Denny's by 11:30am for a late breakfast. You can probably guess how much that wore us out, so we came back here and lazed around, played the Wii, fiddled on our computers before it was time for dinner. Can I just stop and list all the electronics that were in this apartment this weekend? Ok, thanks. Ryan and Yana brought with them: the camera, its tripod, a digital camera, their Mac laptops, the Wii, an iPod, and of course their cell phones. They even had a time-lapse video camera in the car which documented their trip here in what I think were 30-second increments. Then I had my laptop and D had his computer, so we were all plugged in. I can just imagine how much our kids will like visiting Uncle Ryan and Auntie Yana's house.

Saturday night we finally managed to go out to dinner. We went to Moe's Springfield Grille, where D and I had eaten once before and really liked it.

Sunday was Departure Day. We went to church, got some Wendy's for lunch, bought some ingredients to make these nutty bars Yana found in a magazine, and came home. The nutty bars came out really good, it was an interesting recipe. At the last minute, Ryan remembered that Dad had specifically requested 50 pretzels from his fav pretzel place, The Philly Pretzel Factory. I guess his stash that he got in February had disappeared and it was time to replenish. Good thing Ryan remembered! I called ahead and by the time we got there, there was a box of 50 pretzels waiting for us. The bill: $11. I still get a kick out of that! We helped them pack up the rest of the car and waved goodbye, promising to see them in a week and a half!


Looking back, we didn't take many pictures at all. But here are some we did take:



Last Call!

Wednesday night was D's last call night for surgery, "Wahoo!" to use Mom's word. I was used to the schedule, so it'll seem weird to have him around all the time now. If he had call during the week, I basically wouldn't see him for two days because he'd go in really early one morning and I wouldn't see him until I got home at 4 or until he got home around 6 the next day. So I won't miss that.

I picked A up around 5:30 that night to have a little birthday party for her since it's her bday next week. After we ate dinner, she opened her gifts. I got her a 100-piece puzzle, a 3-D book, a bunny purse with candy in it, and some fuzzy pencils. All dollar store items, but you think I'd spent a $100 on each one! It was cute. We put the puzzle together, she LOVES puzzles and is very good at them. Oh yes, Dougie. She played with the guinea pig for bit and fed him some carrots for which he was very appreciative. At the last minute we remembered that we were supposed to make brownies and did so in a hurry. The only mishap occurred when A cracked an egg and missed the bowl. This gave me the idea of having a kid-friendly counter in our future house. Actually I have a lot of ideas for our future home, so hopefully it'll live up to my expectations. :) Anyway, I left David a "honey-do" list for the next day so I wanted to make sure there were brownies there to easy the workload. And my brother Ryan and his girlfriend Yana were coming the next day so brownies would serve another purpose, too. I think they came out yummy, I still haven't tasted them though. When I got home from dropping A off, I found a note she had left me: I hope I come over again. I love you. Love, A. It is now hanging prominently on my fridge.

I've been spending a loooooooooooooooot of time on my portfolio. It'll be so weird not to have it hanging over my head come May 15th. I've never been so busy in my entire life and I hope never to be this busy again. It's like every single minute of every single day is spoken for or could be spoken for if I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing! I'm looking forward to our impending trip to CT, although we do have a few dentist and doctor appointments. We haven't been back since we left on January 1st. It doesn't seem possible. When we get back, D'll start his Psychiatry rotation, which, he has heard, is a piece of cake...which is nice to have in between Surgery and OB/GYN. And after OB/GYN, he will officially be a fourth year medical student, or MS IV, as they say in the field. And I, hopefully, will have an M.S. Ed to add to my degree title. Wow, there is light at the end of the tunnel!

Reverse Diet

Eating habits have always interested me. I remember, growing up, I would never, ever be able to eat breakfast when I just woke up. The thought would just make me sick. Even now, I don’t eat breakfast until an hour after I’ve gotten to work. D, on the other hand, eats when he gets up. Then there’s the whole three meals a day that have been whittled down to two smaller meals with snacks in between and one big meal at dinnertime. They say it keeps your metabolism steady, which is a good thing. And this is what I’ve been doing for a while now: breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, big dinner. However, I’ve never been totally okay with all that food just sitting in my stomach as I wind down my night. Well, D told me about this cool “solution” which makes total sense to me. It’s not so much of a diet, in my opinion, as a way or schedule of eating. It doesn’t fit in, at all, with our way of life in America, but D and I kind of tried it on Sunday. We ate a normal breakfast of cereal, then, when we got out of church around 12pm, we ate a snack and didn’t eat our big lunch until 3pm. I made us a good-sized salad around 7pm that filled me up.

This “solution” is called The Reverse Diet Solution.

It’s not so much this specific diet and all the foods it says to eat and not to eat, that intrigues me, it’s the schedule of eating. It makes sense. I just may try this on a more regular basis…well as much as possible.

Girls Night Out

I haven't been on one of these in a while. It seems like we do lots of couples things, which is never boring, but I loved having a good ol' fashion girls night out. The cook from my work, Stella, met me at my apartment and I drove us to the restaurant where we met Jen, the preschool teacher. Stella had been saying we needed to go out and Jen overheard and jumped right in, which was no problem. I think other people heard about it, you know how that goes, and wanted to come but we didn't open the invitation up because then it gets to be too crowded and mirrors a staff party instead of girls night out. And the three of us, plus Lela who is out on maternity leave, are the closest, so it's always more fun with just close friends. Not that I have to reconcile our decision to leave people out, but I almost feel bad...not bad enough to do anything about it...but almost.

Anyway, we had a corner wrap-around booth for the three of us that we planted ourselves there around 7pm and didn't move until after 10pm. I couldn't even sum up our conversations because they were all over the place. We decided to make this a once-a-month thing and we even picked out our next restaurant: Steve's Prime.

Our girls night out coincided with D's second-to-last call night, yaay! This week was a "bad" call week in that he was on call all day and night Sunday and then all day and night Friday. Matter of fact, as of the typing of this entry, he's still not home and should have been by 8am! Wednesday marks his last call day for his surgery rotation. He won't have any for Psychiatry and then he will wrap up the year with some calls for OB/GYN. I can't get over how time is still flying by! We'll be going home at the end of this month for the first time since we left on January 1st and it doesn't seem possible that three months will have passed!

Ok, fine, I will tell you another event that resulted from girls night out: the leaving behind of Dougie at school. I was in such a rush to get home, get changed, run some errands, and be back in time for dinner that I rushed right out the door without the little pig. I realized this when I walked by his cage when I got home and it was empty. Fine, I'll pick him up on my way to do some errands. Of course I entered the building with some people saying, "You forgot Dougie!" "How could you forget poor, little Dougie!" Yeah, yeah. Which is exactly what I said to them. On the way out the door, I faintly heard one teacher getting her one last jab in, "I don't think you should be having kids anytime soon!" Yeah, yeah. But that's not the worst of it. I did my errands, brought some bags inside and continued to do some stuff before Stella arrived. That's when, again, I walked by Dougie's cage...and it was still empty! I had to run back outside to my car to retrieve the little pain in the neck! Sorry Dougie!

Spring Ahead This Weekend!


Remember to set your clocks FORWARD one hour by 2am early Sunday morning!

In 2005, Congress extended daylight saving time earlier in the spring and later in the fall, effective this year:

Old rules: First Sunday of April (April 1, 2007)

New rules: Second Sunday of March = March 11, 2007

Starbucking and Other Things

Our favorite morning talk show host, Michael Smerconish, had a guest on this week whose goal is to visit every Starbucks in the world. He's calling it Starbucking and I think he even has a documentary out on it. Pretty lofty goal when they are popping up everywhere all the time. Anyway, I don't know if this guest gave D the idea or not, but he suggested visiting our local Starbucks for some coffee (homemade hot chocolate, in my case...Starbucks is WAY too expensive for my taste!) and some talking. D stood in line while I found a table and he soon came back with his decaf soy cinnamon dolce latte. There's Starbucks for ya. We talked about lots of things including his surgery rotation, my Master's portfolio, his computer-fiddling findings, my kindergarten class, and, of course, the residency programs that he will start applying to in September. We also talked about his going on an away rotation somewhere in CT right at the beginning of fourth year, like in August or September. It'd be for 4 weeks, so I'd probably take a long weekend in the middle and visit him there. It's all so exciting and overwhelming...I can't believe he's going to be Dr. Dave in the foreseeable future!

Later that afternoon we went out to eat at Moe's Springfield Grille. It's a place we found on Restaurants.com and we got this gift certificate complimentary when we bought our Entertainment coupon book. The catch is you have to spend $35 using this $25 gift certificate, which is actually hard for us because we always get waters with lemon and reasonably-priced entrees without appetizers or desserts. So we were trying to get the most expensive things on the menu, it was such a change of pace! D got this steak meal and I got a steak wrap with fries for an extra dollar and a side salad for an extra three dollars. We even got an appetizer. All this still didn't bring us up to the $35 requirement, so we were going to order dessert. Then D had the bright idea of seeing if they would just take the certificate since we were at $32, which was close. We were going to bring the dessert home anyway, along with our leftovers that I'll be eating tomorrow for lunch :). They ended up taking the certificate so we got all this food for under $10...I almost felt bad! It's always fun to get those kinds of deals.

Today I was a bachelorette at church. Which was okay because the husband of one of my friends was away at a conference so she was a bachelorette, too, so we stuck together. I had lunch at the hospital with David around 1:30ish today. We, again, got through our entire meal and even got some talking time in before his trauma pager went off. By this time it was close to 2:30 and I had to get some work done on my (when-is-this-going-to-be-over-with) portfolio. I think I just may start a countdown to May 15th, when my portfolio has to be postmarked and on its way to my professor in Michigan. Then again, I may not because it'll just remind me of all the work I need to do in what is quickly becoming a short amount of time! So it goes.

Read Across America Day!

"The more that you read,
the more things you will know.
The more that you learn,
the more places you'll go.”

Our February Read-a-thon in kindergarten finally came to a close today with Read Across America Day. This day coincides with Dr. Seuss' 103rd birthday and Cat in the Hat's 50th birthday. Therefore, there was a lot of celebrating going on! A Cat in the Hat Magic Show entertained us yesterday morning, with a man doing tricks with characters and things from many of Dr. Seuss' clever little books. I told the kids to come dressed like Cat in the Hat and saw some very impressive outfits.

All month long, I gave my kids book lists at the beginning of each week, which they were to fill out and bring in by the end of the week. For each book they read, they got to put a sticker up on their cut-out book that I had made and posted in our room. I've done this with every class I've had, so this is my third time and it was probably my least successful one. Which wasn't at all surprising since this class has been extremely, uh...shall we say...different from my other two since the beginning. I'm happily counting the months to when Summer Camp starts. It's not that I don't love this class, because I do and the one thing they do have is entertainment value. But I swear they are all, down to the last one, from a different planet. Most of the answers or things that come out of their mouth, I'm just like, "HUH?!" My mom can attest to this fact. But overall they're a cute bunch and I've learned to laugh instead of roll my eyes. Enough of that tangent, though. So back to Read Across America Day...

The day started off with The Cat in the Hat movie, which was made more enjoyable because everyone got to dress in their pajamas...including me! They spread out their blankets on the carpet and laid themselves down. After that, I read One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish to them while they ate Finding Nemo fruit snacks. I was going to get Swedish fish to go along with this book, but they only satisfied the "red fish" part. Later in the day we read The Cat in the Hat and made red bow ties out of construction paper to put around their necks. We read Are You My Mother?, which was a class favorite, and painted hardboiled eggs to look like the little bird. Then we read Go, Dog, Go and ate cinnamon-flavored Scooby Doo dog bone snacks. It's amazing what food, combined with a book, will do to hold their attention! Oh and I almost forgot to mention Dr. Seuss's ABC book that we read and made the first letter of our name out of Smarties. That's another book kids love to read. It has a lot of silly sayings and rhymes, so after hearing it enough, I hear students "reading" it almost perfectly. Overall, it was a very fun day, but how could it not be! They don't know it yet, but for every kindergarten graduation, I buy the graduates Oh the Places You'll Go, by none other than Dr. Seuss...there is no escaping him!!

Last summer I invested (well, with company money) in a classroom set of about 10 Dr. Seuss books. They're a bit pricey, but well, well worth the cost. Our poor kids don't stand a chance because I even found this book: Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go. I told D that we'll have to have a Cat in the Hat bday party for any future kids we may have. He simply said, "Uh, OK." There is even a Happy Birthday to You! book written by Seuss. Alright, too much Seuss on the mind! It's hard not to get into it when his books are so creative and funny. I am thinking about writing a children's book someday and started to sketch some ideas and it's not that easy when there are so many things that I would want to accomplish in a book. He was a master at it because he wrote memorable books that aren't only fun and interesting, but they teach kids how to read. So I leave you with this passage from Oh the Places You'll Go:

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.

It's opener there
in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

You'll be on your way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don't
Because, sometimes, you won't.

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.

You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You'll be left in a Lurch.

You'll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you'll be in a Slump.

And when you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place...

...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That's not for you!

Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you're that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. there are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don't.
Because, sometimes, they won't.

I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you'll be quite a lot.

And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

But on you will go
though the weather be foul
On you will go
though your enemies prowl
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.

On and on you will hike
and I know you'll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You'll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You'll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life's
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
you're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So...get on your way!


Wasn't that fun to read?!? :)